tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32809840433882859792011-07-07T22:10:42.888-07:00Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-81764911265514799712009-08-20T16:49:00.001-07:002009-09-18T16:34:19.054-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3hD_eq1PI/AAAAAAAAABE/ATX1exs4r0Q/s1600-h/zzzzzzzz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3hD_eq1PI/AAAAAAAAABE/ATX1exs4r0Q/s400/zzzzzzzz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372197389218796786" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-8176491126551479971?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-14574711454622682482009-08-20T16:46:00.000-07:002009-09-18T16:34:11.989-07:00O Manuel foi preso, e ficou numa cela em frente à de um leproso. Dia após dia, ele observava o leproso cuidando das suas feridas.<br />Até que certa vez, caiu um dedo do leproso. Este apanhou-o e atirou-o pela janela.<br />Uma semana depois, caiu outro dedo e o leproso atirou-o pela janela.<br />Algum tempo depois, caiu uma orelha, o leproso atirou-a pela janela.<br />Uma semana depois, caiu o pé, o leproso atirou-o pela janela.<br />Aí, o Manuel não aguentou mais e chamou o guarda.<br />- Olha, eu não quero ser chibo pah, mas o gajo que está na cela em frente à minha está fugindo aos pouquinhos....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-1457471145462268248?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-44471120774996635212009-08-20T16:45:00.002-07:002009-09-01T11:05:44.784-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3gWWphp_I/AAAAAAAAAA8/2Xyi93C6RdA/s1600-h/zzzzzzzzzz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 297px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3gWWphp_I/AAAAAAAAAA8/2Xyi93C6RdA/s400/zzzzzzzzzz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372196605164365810" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-4447112077499663521?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-78317634379439155452009-08-20T16:45:00.001-07:002009-09-01T11:05:37.743-07:00- Mãe, leva-me ao circo!<br />- Não...se te querem ver que venham cá casa!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-7831763437943915545?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-72166165066307471612009-08-20T16:44:00.000-07:002009-08-30T10:59:44.634-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3f-XmbemI/AAAAAAAAAA0/6prNIfvuxsw/s1600-h/zzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 222px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3f-XmbemI/AAAAAAAAAA0/6prNIfvuxsw/s400/zzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372196193102953058" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-7216616506630747161?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-51223003699680799442009-08-20T16:43:00.000-07:002009-08-30T10:59:35.822-07:00A criança vira-se pró pai e diz:<br />-Pai, o que vou ser quando crescer?<br />-Nada, tens cancro.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-5122300369968079944?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-64964247152762736342009-08-20T16:42:00.001-07:002009-08-23T11:11:00.645-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3fhlvH0II/AAAAAAAAAAs/KdJozYVuKE8/s1600-h/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 383px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3fhlvH0II/AAAAAAAAAAs/KdJozYVuKE8/s400/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372195698681303170" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-6496424715276273634?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-9207300916661392942009-08-20T16:39:00.002-07:002009-08-23T11:10:39.772-07:00P: Sabes porquê que o caixão dos lisboetas é cheio de furinhos?<br />R: Para os vermes vomitarem!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-920730091666139294?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-10309031254451277992009-08-20T16:39:00.001-07:002009-08-21T04:40:40.236-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3epinyIyI/AAAAAAAAAAk/s2UBjEka87w/s1600-h/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 332px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3epinyIyI/AAAAAAAAAAk/s2UBjEka87w/s400/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372194735772541730" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-1030903125445127799?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-75050979675826611462009-08-20T16:35:00.000-07:002009-08-21T04:40:31.321-07:00Um gajo encontra um amigo que está com um grande sorriso na cara:<br />- Então pah? Estás contente porquê?<br />- Pois...Sabes que eu vivo ali do outro lado da linha do comboio. Ontem à noite ia eu sozinho para casa quando reparei numa gaja amarrada aos trilhos, como nos filmes.<br />- Ah, tás a brincar! - exclamou o amigo.<br />- ...Então eu fui lá e soltei-a e levei-a para minha casa. Bom, resumindo, facturei a mulher! Fizemos amor a noite toda: de quatro, umas vezes por cima, outras por baixo! Foi demais!<br />- Seu sortudo! E ela não te fez sexo oral?<br />- Não, não encontrei a cabeça dela.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-7505097967582661146?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-75391658381321735192009-08-20T16:34:00.001-07:002009-08-20T16:34:45.950-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3djFeItTI/AAAAAAAAAAc/tBlc1Yi8nH8/s1600-h/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3djFeItTI/AAAAAAAAAAc/tBlc1Yi8nH8/s400/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372193525356606770" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-7539165838132173519?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-57845571386837018922009-08-20T16:33:00.000-07:002009-08-20T16:41:39.865-07:00Os ciganos já nem querem saber de bala perdida. Entra por um ouvido e sai pelo outro...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-5784557138683701892?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-37644794895057142802009-08-20T16:32:00.001-07:002009-08-20T16:32:54.527-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3dIvoqwII/AAAAAAAAAAU/znT2qJiUGl0/s1600-h/z.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 283px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3dIvoqwII/AAAAAAAAAAU/znT2qJiUGl0/s400/z.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372193072818602114" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-3764479489505714280?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-47600859155992930462009-08-20T16:29:00.002-07:002009-08-20T16:41:26.257-07:00Num asilo dormem 50 velhinhos no mesmo quarto e há uma escada no centro do quarto. A escada está imunda e cheia de cuspe. Um dia ao acordar, vêm a escada a brilhar. Ficam a perguntar-se como tal aconteceu, então há um que diz:<br /><br />- Fui eu. Porquê? Ontem eu fui cuspir e ficou um fiozinho. Então eu fui chupando, chupando, chupando...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-4760085915599293046?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-39467733762663359532009-08-20T16:29:00.001-07:002009-08-20T16:29:41.368-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tr6mDl1MokM&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Tr6mDl1MokM&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-3946773376266335953?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-12632781993577749902009-08-20T16:17:00.000-07:002009-08-20T16:41:19.252-07:00- Doutor, quanto tempo tenho de vida?<br />- 10.<br />- 10 o que? 10 anos, 10 meses, 10 semanas?<br />- 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, …<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-1263278199357774990?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-39718836410708244672009-08-20T16:11:00.000-07:002009-08-20T16:17:28.189-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3Zf2FKaEI/AAAAAAAAAAM/h3Mrl7CTMxs/s1600-h/que+merda.bmp"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 255px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lM3iWuLOx38/So3Zf2FKaEI/AAAAAAAAAAM/h3Mrl7CTMxs/s400/que+merda.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372189071639210050" border="0" /></a><br /><img src="file:///C:/Users/CONVID%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-9.png" alt="" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-3971883641070824467?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3280984043388285979.post-71789171110218525822009-08-20T16:07:00.001-07:002009-08-20T16:40:55.219-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>Porquê que o Pai Natal não passa em África?<br /><br />Porque criancinhas que não comem a sopa toda não recebem presentes<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3280984043388285979-7178917111021852582?l=humorsemluz.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Humor Sem Luzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17468486261631573457noreply@blogger.com0